Although one of these complicated and non-living “things” does like to eat your brain, I’m actually not referring to zombies. With the exception of viroids, which are made entirely of a short strand of RNA, Viruses, retroviruses, and prions are all made up of proteins and can’t reproduce on their own, which is why they aren’t technically considered to be “alive.” Since they can’t reproduce they have use other cells or proteins to do all the replicating for them, making them responsible for many diseases; from something annoying but generally harmless like the common cold, to something far more sinister and often fatal like AIDS and mad cow disease. Let’s have a look:
Viruses are very, very small; even smaller than bacteria, and their genome (which can be either DNA or RNA) is contained inside of a protein capsid. Viruses use a host cell to reproduce more viruses for them, which is done by the virus attaching itself to a particular cell and injecting its genetic material into either the machinery of the host cell, or directly into its genome. The cell is then either destroyed immediately after the creation of new viruses, or continues its own replication process as usual, unaware to the existence of foreign genetic material encoded within its DNA, before eventually being destroyed as well. The reason viruses cause disease is that the infected cell cannot carry out the normal functions necessary because its machinery is being used by the virus, which eventually results in the death of the cell.
There are many different types of viruses, for example, a bacteriophage which is a virus that only goes after bacteria. Another more serious class of virus is the retrovirus. These use a single strand of RNA, which can cause an incredible amount of damage as it is used as a template for the creation of new infected DNA strands within the cell. Retroviruses are known to be the cause of leukemia, tumors in practically any part of the body, and AIDS.
Viroids are even smaller and are often carried around within viruses. They do not have a protein capsid, and solely consist of a short strand of RNA. They are usually only ever found in plants and self-replicate using the cell’s enzymes, which may interfere with the plant’s growth cycle.
Prions on the other hand contain no nucleic acid whatsoever, as they are simply a certain type of misfolded protein. The word ‘prion’ is derived from ‘proteinaceous infectious particle’ which is a very accurate name, seeing as they like to ‘infect’ or change other proteins, causing them to also miss fold. These misfolded proteins are extremely stable, meaning that they cannot be easily destroyed. As they multiply they require more and more space, resulting in the death of surrounding cells. In the brain this results in the creation of holes in the brain tissue, which in turn results in the deterioration of the organism’s mental and physical abilities. This is known as Transmissible Spongiform Encephalopathy in humans, and Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (or more commonly as simply Mad Cow disease) in cows.
All of these non-living entities have an odd way of mimicking life in order to get what they want, and there is no known cure for most of the diseases that they cause. Scientists are working to learn more, but in the meantime, rather than preparing for a zombie apocalypse, perhaps you should instead avoid eating meat from cows with Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy.